Sunday, January 15, 2012

Day 1274: The Chair, Part 44a – The Gumtree

So… the night I assembled the IKEA chair, I went to bed with a sense of accomplishment.  My mission was complete.  I had fought for the chair, carried it through the city on a cold and rainy evening… I had earned a well deserved rest.  And honestly, I was exhausted.  Between Costello’s visit, work, entertaining Grayson, and the chair… I was beat… and the night I assembled the chair I went to bed early.
I just wish Serena had gone to bed as well.
No… Serena stayed up… she surfed the net… and her unspoken dissatisfaction in the chair I slaved away to get, led her to www.gumtree.com, London’s CraigsList equivalent.  And by the time I woke up the next day my sense of accomplishment and a job well done had long passed… upon hearing Serena’s desire to get a different chair, those positive feelings were replaced by dread and frustration… and a headache… I’m pretty sure a headache was involved.
Now, I will admit.  The IKEA rocking chair was a piece of garbage.  The chair itself was too wide and deep to be an effective nursing chair and the rocking blades were almost flat making the chair more like a ‘wobbler’ than a rocker.  So, in all actuality I don’t blame Serena for being dissatisfied in the least.  I totally understood.  The IKEA ‘wobbling’ chair was a massive disappointment for me as well.
However, my body was not ready to embark on another chair misadventure… especially since I had already been on one Gumtree mission prior to Costello’s arrival.
You see, besides a stroller and a nursing chair… we also needed a bassinet.    And by the time Costello arrived I had already been on an across town adventure to purchase a second hand, waist high, all wood bassinet Serena found on Gumtree. 
Now, the trip for the bassinet wasn’t nearly as dramatic as my trip to IKEA, which is probably why I have shared it until now.
I only had to take a couple buses to an area of town I was already, kind of, familiar with and the couple selling us the bassinet only lived about two blocks from the bus stop.  And in fact, the worst part of this expedition was lugging the bassinet those two blocks... not because the bassinet was too heavy, although it would have been easier with two people, but because it was a pretty awkward carry… especially since I had to balance the legs inside the basket in such a way so they didn’t slide through the slats and onto the ground.  I didn’t even mind the bus rides home.  Sure I had to wait thirty minutes for one of them, but it was a very quiet and pleasant evening, so there weren’t too many people to contend with and my final stop was right across the street from our flat.
So… altogether, this trip wasn’t bad at all; which is probably why I agreed to go to IKEA… plus Costello was there to help and having an extra hand made the trip sound more attractive.  Which… I admit… in hindsight, was a total mistake.
Anyway, on the heels of the bassinet and IKEA… I just wasn’t about to lug another piece of furniture through London’s public transportation system.  If Serena wanted a different chair… we were going to need another method of procurement. 
Because this JohnPaul was exhausted… and tired of being ripped off. 
… If only there was room in my life for both… rest and reasonably priced nursery furniture.  However, there wasn’t room for either.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Day 1272: The Chair, Part 43 – The Screwdriver

Well, it is a new year… and I would like to claim that my new year’s resolution is to be more active on SchutzHappens again, I really would.  I’ve certainly slowed down on my posts since leaving Pakistan… and I besides ‘The Chair’ I really do have a lot of stories to share. 
But honestly, I can’t make any promises. 
You see, over the last few years I’ve been working on a novel and I am determined to complete it and self-publish on Kindle this year.   And with this shift in focus… I probably won’t post of SchutzHappens quite a much, but for those of you who are avid readers, you’ve undoubtedly already noticed this.
But then again, there is something to be said about quality over quantity.  So, in its essence and heart, SchutzHappens is exactly what it has always been… but you’ll probably only get a piece once or twice a week rather than almost every day, like I had been doing.
But, in any case, as always, thanks for reading!

The Chair, Part 43 - The Screwdriver
One thing I should probably mention about our epic journey to IKEA is that it was the last day of Costello’s visit… probably not the best way to end his vacation... but we did get to see a lot while he was in town.  I had taken a few days off from work and we tore the city apart.  BTW: the Churchill War Rooms Museum is one of the more interesting places I’ve ever been… not just in London… but worldwide.  If you find yourself in London make sure you got there.  You’ll thank me!
Anyway, Costello flew back to Atlanta without incident and the task of putting the chair together fell to me… and the best helper any dad could ask for: Grayson, the soon to be big brother.
Now, leading up to this, I was no stranger to putting together IKEA furniture.  I’m pretty visual and handy, so putting things together with only pictures never really bothered me.  However, when it comes to IKEA furniture I was accustom to one thing… having it come with everything I needed to build it… not just the hardware, but the tools as well.  And sure, when I opened ‘The Chair’ I did find the hardware and an allen-wrench… but I also noticed that some of the screws had Phillips-heads on them… and after taking a quick glance at the directions I noticed that a screwdriver was needed for assembly… a screwdriver that was not included in the box.
Hmmm… well… being that we were only temporarily in London and I hadn’t really planned on doing anything overly ambitious with my time there, I hadn’t packed any of my tools for the trip.  So… yeah… I was pretty stuck.
“Luckily”… and I’m using quotes because I don’t believe anything is lucky in this story, but  we just happened to be living in a flat over a hardware store… on Baker Street… in a not so cheap part of town.  They, of course, had a screwdriver for sale… and… well… it only cost about £18.00… which was close to $30.00 at the time.  And well… after everything I had already gone through to get ‘The Chair’ in the first place, I really didn’t have a choice.  So… I bought it… begrudgingly.
Grayson was a wonderful assistant, as seen in our family video posted on Day 572.  We quickly assembled the chair and Serena took it for a test drive… and… well… she didn’t like it.  At all.  She didn’t want it… and as the video on Day 572 reveals… she set out to find a new chair.