Saturday, November 27, 2010
Day 860: ‘Microfundraising’, A Lesson in Following Through With a Good Idea
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Day 843: Not So Pure Michigan
The following video is hilarious…
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Day 739: S--- My Dad Says
Monday, July 19, 2010
Day 729: Wall Drug
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Day 728: Cow Appreciation Day
Friday, July 16, 2010
Day 726: Hottest Heads of State
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Day 695: World Cup Coverage
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Day 693: Extreme Ironing
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Day 690: Mad Cap'N Tom
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Day 647: Wacky Website of the Week – CrazyPatents.com
In honor of all the amazing Patent Attorney’s in my life… one of whom seems to be addicted to this blog… and since I am not above pandering to my audience base… I dedicate today to Crazy Patents!
Also, since I’m not above bathroom humor either… I’m linking you directly to the bathroom “crazy patent” page:
http://www.crazypatents.com/htmls/bathroom.htm
Most notably, the toilet bowl target intended to “attract the attention of urinating male humans”. I don’t know… but this seems like a very poorly written patent. Why limit this to “humans”. I’ve seen “Meet the Parents”, humans are not the only species who uses the toilet… by limiting your product to humans; you are opening the door to copy cats marketing to other species. I’m just saying…
All in all, I was expecting more from this site. There are some very strange things if you surf around, like the “Toe Puppets”, “Jet Powered Surfboard” , “Dust Cover for Dog “ and a “Flushable Vehicle Spittoon”.
However, I find most of these “crazy” patents are extremely practical things like the “Portable Bar”, “Novelty Sports Hat”, “Birthday Cake Candle Extinguisher”, “Motorized Ice Cream Cone” and “Wing Apparatus for Skiers”. I mean… COME ON! These ideas are not crazy… they are genius!
Frankly, this site is a letdown. Spend a good thirty minutes with an honest to God patent attorney and they will have you rolling on the floor laughing… in tears even… well… maybe not tears… but the stories are pretty darn good.
Site improvement recommendation: Give the reader some back ground on the inventor! Why were they inspired to design such “crazy” things? Like they say in the movie “Robots”, “See a need, fill a need.” What need was the “Wing Apparatus for Skiers” filling?
Hmmm…
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Day 640: Wacky Website of the Week – Spamgifts.com
Hmmm… there’s nothing better than curling up in your Spam blanket on a cold day exchanging your favorite Spam recipies with the rest of the Spam-o-philes out in the world.
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Day 626: Wacky Website of the Week – Hampster Dance
I found Hampster Dance a LONG time ago and thought it was hilarious. And back then, they only had the Hampster Dance song. I remember thinking, “this would make an awesome Cartoon Series.” Apparently, I wasn’t the only one.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Day 619: Wacky Website of the Week – People of Walmart
I freely admit that I am a people watcher. It’s part of my whole Theatre background. But, this week’s Wacky Website takes people watching to a whole new level. A horrifyingly creepy level.
It’s hard to describe the awesomeness of this site… it pretty much speaks for itself. So… ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: www.peopleofwalmart.com.
Happy Tater Day everyone!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Day 612: Wednesday's Wacky Website of the Week
This is a new SchutzHappens segment… but one that needs to be explored. When I work on my monthly family videos I spend a lot of time working out the soundtrack before I start editing the visuals. And well… while doing some song lyric searches I stumbled across a very strange yet extremely entertaining site called: LionelRichieFacts.com.
Take a gander. It’s pretty hilarious.
My personal favor Lionel Richie facts are:
· The key ingredient to the H1N1 vaccine is grease from Lionel Richies fro
· In case of emergency, Lionel Richie's mustache can be used as a flotation device
· Lionel Richie gets paid royalties every time someone falls in love
Oh never mind… there are too many to share. Just go!