Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Day 863: Stay At Home Because You’re Well Day

Sweet Lord in heaven!  It’s ‘Stay At Home Because You’re Well Day! 

Listen folks, I’m a big believer in taking mental health days.  And your mental health is just as important as your physical health!  Do you have sick days accumulated?  Take one.  Don’t go crazy… but taking one sick day when you’re healthy from time to time can be refreshing.  But do it in the middle of the week.  Don’t do it on a Monday or a Friday… if you play hooky to extend you weekend you should take annual leave.  I’m talking about mental health sick day.  Those should be islands of time… taken on Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday.
Better yet, pull your kids out of school for the day to stay home with you!  It’s just for one day; they’re not going to fall behind.

Sometimes you just need a day at home or a special day with your kids.  Playing hooky with your kids is the foundation for some great memories.  You can go see a movie with your kids anytime, but I guarantee they’ll always remember the time took off work to take them.  ;)

Oh, and take advantage of today because ‘Stay At Home Because You’re Well Day’ is on a Tuesday.  Celebrating it this year will be a lot more fun than celebrating it in 2013 and 2014, trust me… no one needs to play hooky on the weekend. 

Monday, November 29, 2010

Day 862: Movie Map…

I’m from ‘Deliverance’… where are you from little piggy?


Sunday, November 28, 2010

Day 861: The ‘Truthiness’ of Santa Claus

As a parent, Santa Claus seems to be quite the funny character.  Now, I’m not talking about encouraging our children to sit on a strangers lap… or asking our kids to except the idea of that stranger entering our home while we sleep… or even enabling a man who is clearly a diabetic… or well on his way to becoming one by leaving him cookies. No, those are the ‘norms’ of Santa Claus we’ve learned to accept… what I’m talking about is the ‘truthiness’ of Santa Claus. 

 I see many of my friends struggling with the idea of introducing the concept of Santa Claus to their kids and their issues usually stem from two different arguments:

“I don’t want to lie to my kids; I want them to trust me.”

“Why should I give all the credit to some fat dude in a red suit?  I bought the gift, my kids should thank me.”

Now, I understand where both arguments are coming from… but I don’t agree with either. 

First, I don’t’ believe Santa Claus is a lie.  Is he an over marketed embellishment of the truth?  Yes.  A lie?  No.  St. Nicholas was a very real person.  He was a priest who pioneered a way to make Christmas more accessible to our children.    And frankly, making religion more accessible is a good thing, right?  One of the key ways this is accomplished is by reenacting traditions.  And the tradition of St. Nicholas giving gifts is an excellent way to open a dialogue regarding the true meaning of the day.  The legend of Santa Claus is simply an evolution (or intelligent design) of St. Nicholas.  Asking our kids to believe in him isn’t a lie… because his spirit of generosity was and still is a very real thing.

Second, why shouldn’t we get the credit for buying our kids Christmas presents?  It’s our money, right?  Well… for those of you who feel this way... I think I should remind you of something.  Christmas isn’t about you.  It’s not about Santa Claus or St. Nicholas either.  You know what it’s about.  Christmas is different.  If you really want to get all the credit for gift giving, why not choose a different day?  There are 364 other options.

For me, the beauty of Santa Claus is that he’s both a tool and a lesson in humility.  Being able to give anonymously without a ‘thank you’ is something we should all do more often.  And who is more special and dear to our hearts and deserving of an anonymous gift than our own children?  Without Santa Claus, this act would be impossible… and the joy and excitement on my boys faces Christmas morning is all the credit I need… and it’s all the credit I should ask for.

I just wish adults still believed in Santa Claus… but you know what?  I bet they do believe in one way or another.  As I said before, the spirit of generosity is very much alive… and Santa Claus is an excellent tool for giving anonymously.  Do you have a friend or a neighbor having a tough year?  I bet you do. 

Send them a gift… nothing expensive… something simple… just something that says ‘I care’.  And sign it ‘From: Santa’. 

Trust me, you don’t need the credit… and it will be worth it.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Day 860: ‘Microfundraising’, A Lesson in Following Through With a Good Idea

While enjoying a frosty cold adult beverage with Jimbo, my brother-in-law, almost five years ago, we were overtaken with a moment of inspiration.  What started as a funny thought quickly rolled into a way to revolutionize fundraising at a school/non-profit and small business venture level. 

Our idea started simply enough, “What if we could get every American to give us a quarter.”  Sure, some might call that panhandling… but what is fundraising?  What is soliciting venture capital?  Call it what you will… but it’s all panhandling.  Not everyone with a great idea has access to the big fish that has the money to invest… some times; people only have access to loose change… and the idea of giving away loose change is something most American’s can live with, thus, our idea of ‘microfundraising’ was born: solicit little from a big pool, rather than lots from a small pool. 

We quickly abandoned our idea of building a website to soliciting quarters for our own personal gain… because…  well… because we couldn’t figure out how to accomplish two things:

1. Why would people come to our site?
2. Why would people be compelled enough to give us a quarter?

So, our idea quickly morphed into something a little bit bigger in hopes to generate more web traffic:  Create a website where other people who are in need of money/capital could solicit quarters… people wanting to get out of debt, make a movie, travel around the world in 80s, or buy all new musical instruments for their high school band.

Then, to answer the question, “why would people be compelled to give’?” we turned our idea into a competition for status and prizes.  Because as we all know… people like status and prizes.    Give more, win more.

Well… as most seemingly interesting ideas steaming from a couple of beers, it didn’t go very far.  We didn’t really get any further than registering a domain address… although Jimmy and I had a fair amount of experience designing websites, neither of us had the skills to design the type of site we mapped out… and we couldn’t afford to hire someone to do it for us… we were living in a proverbial Catch-22.  However, I’ve kept the idea in the back of my head for when I had the capital and time to invest.

So… why am I telling you this?  Am I just giving a good idea away?  Not really.

You see, a few weeks ago Time magazine published an article profiling the 50 greatest inventions of the last 10 years.  The 3rd invention profiled is only a year and a half old… and it’s called www.kickstarter.com.  And it’s pretty much the same idea Jimmy and I came up with five years ago.  And after doing a little more research, there is already, at least, four copycat sites that have popped up.  So… it’s safe to say the market is saturated.  Although… none of them are doing quite like I had envisioned. ;)

Now I know how Nikola Tesla felt.  DANG YOU MARCONI!

Friday, November 26, 2010

Day 859: The Christmas Bicycle

For all of my readers that have kids… have you ever stopped and thought about how different your parents treat your kids’ verses how they treated you growing up?  I’m mainly talking about presents… and if you’re tempted to reflect on this difference, I would advise against it.

This whole Grandparent spoiling thing is very new to me.  Simply put, my Grandparents weren’t in the position to spoil.  I am one, of about, twenty-eight grandchildren on my mother’s sides and one, of about, twenty-three grandchildren on my father’s side… my Grandparents would have needed to be multi-millionaires to spoil their grandbabies… and they certainly weren’t millionaires.  Now, to their credit, both sets of Grandparents were really good about treating their grandbabies equal… so none of us were spoiled… at least to the best of my knowledge.  I really have no idea.  My grandparents were from Baltimore and I grew up in Atlanta.  Shady things could have happened.

 Anyway, this year for Christmas my parents decided to get Grayson a new bike.  It had been on our list of things to get him and my parents volunteered.  Awesome!  Santa can now focus on getting Grayson the Millennium Falcon instead!  (Shhh… don’t tell anyone).

But then… then I started thinking about the time my parents bought me a new bicycle.  I’m pretty sure I was in the fifth grade… or there abouts.

Growing up I had inherited my dad’s childhood bicycle.  It was yellow… made of steel… and it had cement tired.  I remember riding that bike most of my childhood.  At some point, my brother got his first 10 speed.  I don’t remember if he bought it himself or if my parents bought it… but all I remember is inheriting my brothers old dirt bike.  Now, I should point out… my brother is six years older than me and when I inherited his bike… it was too big for me and really beat up… and the yellow cement monster was too small for me... and really beat up.  But, I had no other options. 

Finally, somehow, I wore down my parents and they agreed to buy me a new bike… which turned into such a long and odd ordeal that, if I had known, I would have kept the yellow beast.

Over the course of the next week, my father took me to every bike shop in the Atlanta Metro area.  The quest was less about finding the bike I wanted and more about finding out what my options were within the price range my father was willing to spend.  I can’t blame him really… but he tried to hide his frugality by claiming the process was a ‘learning experience’ for me.  This was the first of many epically long ’learning experiences’ my father drug me on.

Now, my father is a very smart and shrewd business man… but when the ‘right’ bike turns out to the $80.00 6-Speed we saw in the ‘Toys R Us’ Sunday circular before setting foot in a single store… the only lesson I’m ‘learning’ is how valuable my time is.

And I still think it was odd for my father to take me to ‘Toys R Us’ to buy the bike, talk a stock boy into putting the bike together, and then leave me with the guy in the ‘Toys R Us’ warehouse to ‘learn how to build a bicycle’ while he left to run other errands.

So, yeah… they ordered Grayson’s bike sight unseen off Amazon.  Then again… we all know it’s the Grandma’s that spoil our kids.  ;)

BTW: To all of my Baha’i friends, I wish you a very peaceful ‘Day of the Convenant’!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Day 858: A Hungry-Man Thanksgiving

Well folks, I’m still not 100% sure how I’m going to spend my Thanksgiving Holiday today.  On Halloween I felt a slight twinge of loneliness… after all it was Gilliam’s first Halloween.  So now, here we are.  Thanksgiving… and I’m feeling a little more melancholy.  Today is a day that I can feel every painful minute of the last four (plus) months I’ve been away.
Prior to today, I have spent one Thanksgiving away from family… but that was back in college.  I was in rehearsals for a show and didn’t have the time to drive home so my roommates and I hosted an ‘orphans’ thanksgiving for a bunch of our friends and professors.  But college is a different animal.  College is a time when you’re trying to claim your own independence and the definition of ‘family’ blurs.  I may have been away from my actual family, but I was dining with my theatre family.
Now, I have a family of my own… and the definition is no longer blurred.
Sure, in the last four month I’ve fostered some very close friendships.  Friendships that will undoubtedly last for quite some time… as I’ve said in the past, a friendship is defined by a shared experience… and serving in Pakistan is certainly that.  However, friendship is no longer a replacement for family.
So, yes, the American Club is cooking a delicious feast for all of us lonely souls today… and all my new friends are hosting countless ‘orphan’ Thanksgivings around town… but… you know what I really want to do? 
All I want to do is stay home, heat up my Tyson’s Hungry-Man Turkey Dinner, turn on Skype, and share a meal with my family… I’m a man of simple tastes.
But don’t you worry about me… as the song says, ‘I’ll be home for Christmas’.  ;)
Happy Thanksgiving to all my readers!  And whether you are American or not… today would be a good day to give your family a hug.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Day 856: Middle School Football Trick Play

Okay, so… I’ve seen a lot of trick plays in my time… but, this has to be the most bada— play I have ever seen.  We need to watch out for that quarterback… it doesn’t matter if he makes it in football or not, with that kind of confidence he will certainly make it in any profession he chooses… let’s just hope he doesn’t choose shoplifting.

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Monday, November 22, 2010

Day 855: Conan’s a Barbarian!



REF:  Conan/Leno

CONAN!  My friend!  I’ve missed you so much!  It feels as if an empty void in my heart has been filled… .
Did anyone else watch Conan’s triumphant return to television earlier this month?  Oh man!  Conan’s premier was the highest rated comedy to air on TBS since they stopped airing ‘Gilligan’s Island’ reruns during Braves rain delays.
Seriously though… Conan’s ratings rocked the house.  Conan pulled 4.2 million viewers!
So, NBC fired Conan seven months into his stint hosting ‘The Tonight Show’ and gave it back to Jay Leno.  Which begs the question: How did Jay Leno do?  Well, Leno only received 3.5 million viewers and Letterman only received 3.4 views. 
Conan couldn’t have asked for a better return. 
It’s going to be very interesting to follow Conan’s rating over the coming months.  4.2 million viewers will be very hard to maintain and this number will probably drop rather quickly and fall in line with Leno and Letterman… however, unlike Leno and Letterman who merely maintain the audience they already have, Conan is in a place in his career where he will generate a new audience base and grow… which is what NBC wasn’t patient enough to wait for. 
In the end, only one thing is certain: NBC will rue the day they let Conan go.


Sunday, November 21, 2010

Day 854: World Hello Day

Hello!  Hello to everyone on ‘World Hello Day’!
So, what’s the objective today?  Well, simple say ‘hello’ to ten people you don’t know in an effort to promote communication rather than force in settling a conflict. 
Sounds easy enough… give it a try!
I would also like to send out s big hello to all my Sikh friends as they celebrate the birth of Guru Nanak Dev!
Take care everyone!  And say ‘hello’ for me, will ya?

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Day 853: Blog House Keeping… or… A Statistical Journey through Writers Block

Site Visits:

Well, October was another great month for SchutzHappens readership!    Every month for the last four months Returning Visitors has increased by 30 visits!  You know what this means?  That’s right!  One new SchutzHappens addict every month!  Brilliant!  Er… what’s that?  New visitors dropped by 30 visits this month?  Ummm…  Pauline?  Did you stop clearing out your cookies between visits?

Oh, who cares?!?  Numbers mean nothing… did you know 75% of all figures are made up on the spot?
But seriously folks… the numbers don’t matter… because I would still be posting this random gibberish regardless of whether or not you actually read it… but… I’m glad you do!

BTW: We’re quickly approaching 4000 page views.  Scroll to the bottom of the page, if it’s you, take a screen shot (Ctrl+Print Screen) paste it into an email and send it to me! 

The Poll:

So, since you are reading… what do you want to read about?  With 41 days left in the ‘What is your favorite part of SchutzHappens’ poll I thought we could take a moment to look at the figures.

As of now (when I’m actually writing this post), ‘Hearing about Traveling and Life in the Foreign Service’ is in a dead heat with ‘The Sheer Randomness of it All!!!!!’  - both with 64% of the vote.  (if the percentages sound funky, remember people can vote for multiple items).

 In third place with 47% of the vote is ‘Observations of Strange Holidays’… you don’t know how happy this makes me… but we are going to have to include ‘Normal Holidays’ as well.  ;)

With 41% of the vote we have ‘Stories about Family and Fatherhood’; 35% is going to ‘Epically Long Stories that Never Get to the Point’ (Don’t worry! ‘The Chair’ is coming back!  I promise!); 29% of the vote is leaning towards ‘Wacky Websites and Videos’.

And then… hmmm… in last place… with only 23% of the vote is ‘JP’s Obsession with Movies and TV’.  That hurts folks… that really hurts.  You’re going to make a fella cry.  A fella living in Pakistan away from his family… you should be ashamed of yourself.

Or should you?

Top Ten Posts:

So, I added yet another interesting tracker to the bottom of this page... It shows the Top 10 most popular SchutzHappen posts of all time.  Or as I like to call it… ‘Checks and Balances’.

Hey… look at that.  A Break for Christine Baranski and the Concept of a Guest Actor’ is the most read post of all time!  Readers!  You haven’t forsaken me!  However, John Lithgow called me very upset… he thinks you have forsaken him.  I would send a card… he took it kind of hard.

Okay, let’s see what else… second place went to ‘Bidding Interest’… ‘A Break for Bidding’ and ‘The Handshake’ also made the top ten, and so did my farewell to Belgrade, ‘Vidimo Se Kasnije!  So the inclusion of those four supports the ‘Hearing about Traveling and Life in the Foreign Service’ crowd.
Third place is hilarious.  Admiral Ackbar at Ole Miss? Awesome!  Not only are my readers loyal… but they have taste as well.  But come on…  ‘Wacky Website & Video’ is only getting 29%?  You know you love it!
Okay, fifth place going to ‘Worst National Park’ is very flattering.  First, I had writers block at the time and couldn’t come up with anything to write (like today) and second, I was 100% serious about Carters of the Moon National Park being an inside joke with my family.  The fact that this post is in the top five is going to make their day!

Seventh place brings us our first ‘Strange Holiday’… and it’s a sentimental favorite of mine: ‘Take Your Teddy Bear to Work Day’.  I actually sent this blog entry to Serena when she asked me what I wanted for Christmas… she laughed at me. 

Anyway, in direct opposition of sweet and tender (so nice you gotta say it twice) ‘Take Your Teddy Bear to Work Day’ is ninth places ‘Mad As Hell Day!!!!  When I saw this one pop up I had to read it again to figure out what it was about… ahh… the airline industry… well that makes perfect sense.

Now… those are the top nine… and all of them were posted in the last four or five months and during this time readership has been growing and growing, so it’s understandable that these more recent posts have made the list…

But, then there is tenth place… a post that is almost two years old… posted on Day 149, over 700 days ago… now that’s staying power if I’ve ever seen it.  And, it’s the perfect marriage of ‘Hearing about Traveling and Life in the Foreign Service’ and ‘JP’s Obsession with Movies and TV’… it’s called ‘Survivor, Serbian Style’.

Interesting sidebar:  Two of these posts served as breaks during my story about ‘The Chair’… however, not a single episode of ‘The Chair’ made the list… interesting.  This doesn’t bode well for those of you in favor of ‘Epically Long Stories that Never Get to the Point’

And speaking of getting to the point… what does it all mean?  Absolutely nothing.

‘The Sheer Randomness of it All’ wins… as it should.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Day 852: Toys for Tots Update

Wow… ever since I posted about Toys for Tots back on October 29th I’ve been inundated with emails! 

Readers… you humble me!

I have a feeling there are going to be a few Marine Detachment Commanders around the world in for a very pleasant surprise this Christmas. 

But it’s not too late!  You too can be a part of Toys for Tots 2010 in your home town or abroad!    

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Day 851: Eid al-Adha, The Islamic Festival of Sacrifice

Last week I received a very nice note from Nitika and Tu Nga regarding my inclusion of Diwali and Bahá'u'lláh's Birth on SchutzHappens!  Thanks!  Being a Catholic dude from the States, it means a lot to get your thumbs up on my coverage… since I have a very limited working knowledge of the Hindu & Baha'i faiths.  But I try!

Anyways, in keep with this theme… it’s really important for us to look for the things we have in common as a world community, rather than our differences.

For that reason, Eid al-Adha is probably one of the best Islamic holy observations to study because it’s so easily relatable to other Abrahamic religions. 

In short, it commemorates a belief shared not only by Muslims… but Jews and Christians alike:  The time Abraham showed his willingness to sacrifice his son Ishmael/Isaac as an act of obedience to God.
In practice, Eid al-Adha is a day of prayer celebrating family and generosity.  It is not uncommon to present gifts to the poor on Eid al-Adha.. 

A more traditional practice of the holy festival would consist of the sacrifice of a domestic animal, much like when Abraham scarified the lamb/ram rather than his son.  The meat would then be divided into three equal parts to be distributed to others. The family retains one third of the share, another third is given to relatives, friends and neighbors, and the other third is given to the poor and needy.

But if the idea of animal sacrifice makes you squeamish… well… think about that the next time you enjoy a traditional Christmas dinner… just because Honey Baked Ham does the dirty work doesn’t mean there isn’t a sacrifice.  ;)

Have a great day everyone!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Day 850: Friday 2, the Revenge of Friday

So… life in Pakistan is pretty interesting… and very busy.  I’m pretty much working all the time.  I average around 60 to 80 hours a week… depending on the week.  The schedule can get pretty daunting… especially since you have to maintain the pace for, pretty much, a year straight.  It’s exhausting at times. 

The first week of a schedule like this isn’t too bad… it’s pretty easy.  Back when I worked for Cobb County a week like this was common when we had a big event… but it certainly wasn’t the norm.

However, as the weeks press on… a schedule like this gets a little harder and harder… but once you’ve been doing it for a month or a month and a half, you just don’t care anymore.  I’ve been doing it for almost four months now, but I feel good though… a little loopy at times, but good.

Now, I have two coping mechanisms to deal with the loopiness and simply being able to keep this kind of schedule long term.

1) One day off per week:  I’m pretty militant about this.  I need one day a week to decompress and just not get caught up in work.  So, Sundays is my day… unless there is a holiday during the week, I will normally observe the holiday and work the preceding Sunday, but you get the idea.  My days off float and can be random at times… but I need JP time.

2) Making fun of the situation:  As American’s we seem to be bread with the notion that Friday’s are awesome… it’s the end of the week… it’s a day that must be celebrated.  ‘It’s Friday!  Everyone has to be in a good mood on Friday!’  And even in a situation where we work 6 to 7 days a week… people can’t seem to reprogram their love and reverence for Friday.  Salutations of ‘TFIG’ abound on Friday… yet, we’re all working side by side about on Saturday.  So… when you don’t really have a weekend… what is Friday?  What does it all mean?  Well, no one seems to care… its Friday and Fridays are awesome.  So, if I can’t change everyone’s perspective of Fridays, I’ve decided to rebrand Saturdays…  In my little SchutzHappens world, a Saturday will now be called, ‘Friday 2, the Revenge of Friday.’  That’s right… if I am forced to celebrate the wonders of Friday only to wake up the next day and work all over again… I’m going to give it a horrifying name.  Boo!

I think it’s going to catch on!

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Day 849: Have a Party with Your Bear Day

I… um… today is a tough day for me.  You’ll remember a few weeks ago on ‘Take Your Teddy Bear to Work Day’ I shared a piece of my heart with you.  My dear sweet Honey Jo Bear… lost forever.  I have no bear to take to work… and now… today… on ‘Have a Party with Your Bear Day’… I have no bear to party with.

Jo!  Where are you Jo?!?



Jo… this song is for you!  Ladies and Gentlemen, the ‘Alone for Party With Your Bear Chorus’!



Thanks guys… I can tell you feel my pain.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Day 848: National Clean Your Refrigerator Day

FINALLY!  I have found the most sensible strange day of observation of all!  Move over Tea Party!  President Obama, it time for a day of reflection… because it’s ‘National Clean Your Refrigerator Day’!  And the media is all a buzz!  Er… umm… that is if you count the media as bunch of random bloggers… er… or me. 

Seriously though, what better day to observe than ‘National Clean Your Refrigerator Day’?  A refrigerator is a nasty stink trap!  And… well… I’ve been meaning to clean it… I have!  I’m obsessed with a clean kitchen… it’s just… cleaning the refrigerator is so much work.

 But!  Today there is no excuse to put it off any longer!  Here is a song to help you get in the mood:

 

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Day 847: ‘Slings & Arrows’

Okay, so while I’m recommending things for your Netflix queue, you have to check out ‘Slings & Arrows’.  I may have mentioned it a while back, but I found the original trainer on YouTube.  It’s a little choppy, but it gives me goose bumps.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Day 846: Movie Review - Once

Have you seen the movie ‘Once’?  If not, then you need too.  It’s remarkable stunning and breathtakingly simple. 

It’s an Irish independent film about a chance meeting between two unknown musicians.  The film itself is intimate and rejects all Hollywood storytelling clichés… it simply depicts a riveting slice of life and two lovable characters that you root for from beginning to end. 

Accenting the movies commitment to being relevant, rather than flashy, the movie stars two unknown musicians rather than established actors.  Bewteen Glen Hansard, the front man and guitarist of the Irish band ‘The Frames’, and Markéta Irglová, a 17 year old Czech songwriter, only Glen has acted previously.  He played a supporting guitar player in ‘The Commitments’ back in 1991.  Spectacular.
Trust me… you’ll thank me for recommending it.

So, why am I telling you to see a movie that won the Oscar for ‘Best Original Song’ three years ago?  Well… three years later I found myself whistling a song from the movie completely out of the blue.  And that’s the sign of a good movie.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Day 845: Birth of Baha'u'llah

When it comes to Abrahamic religions do you ever think Baha’i, the fourth largest with almost 8 million followers worldwide, ever feel jealous of their big brothers Judaism, Christianity, or Islam?  It’s unlikely, because the Baha’i believe God is powerful enough to manifest himself/herself/itself is multiple human forms giving legitimacy to all three… not to mention some Indian and Far Eastern religions as well.  If Rodney King was a religion… he’d be Baha’i.


Baha’i is actually the 9th largest world religion in the world… but if that doesn’t sound very impressive I should note that Judaism the 7th largest.


Anyway, Baha’i seems to be a very interesting experiment in faith.  It’s almost seems like a faith based on a comparative religions class, except with a prophet, not unlike Jesus or Mohammad.   They believe that all world religions share a common thread, the same God, and believe that one day all religions will become one.  Not by means of conversion, but by focusing on what we all have in common rather than our differences.  And by focusing on what we have in common we’ll be able to let go of these differences and become one community.
In the idealistic way of accepting your fellow man, I adore the Baha’i faith.  These cats have it right.  But… in the actually practice of religion I was raised in the Catholic tradition… and if the Baha’i are right… then it shouldn’t matter which tradition I practice… as long as I accept and treat all as my equal, right?


Anyway, today is the Birth of Baha’u’llah.  According to the Baha’i faith, Baha’u’llah is the latest human/prophet manifestation of God.  In short, he’s the one that finally connected all the dots.  Essentially, this is their Christmas.


But, don’t take my word for it… here’s a video from Baha’i World TV.  The production value is quite low (especially the first three minutes), however the information is quite good.

 

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Day 844: Veteran’s Day

Let’s keep it simple and focused today:


Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Day 843: Not So Pure Michigan

I stumbled across this site the other day and died laughing.  Apparently the Michigan Department of Tourism has recently begun a new ad campaign entitles, ‘Pure Michigan’… and well… it’s didn’t take long before a few very witty people began parodying the campaign and started the website http://www.notsopuremichigan.com/.


The following video is hilarious… 



Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Day 842: Young Readers Day

As you all know, on this blog I love to observe holidays AND brag on my kids… well, today I get to do both because it is ‘Young Readers Day’!!! 
In a previous post I shared how Serena has started Grayson on the Hooked on Phonics series… and he’s been progressing amazingly.  Sometimes in the evenings when we Skype Gray will read me the latest book in his series.  I just love watching him sound out all the letters individually… then all the sounds together… and then his excitement as he realizes the word as he shouts ‘MAT!  The word is MAT!  The cat sat on the mat!  Okay dad?  The cat sat on the mat, okay?’
‘That’s perfect buddy.’
And then we turn to the next page and do it all over again.  He’s able to make it through most pages without any help.  I am very proud.
Well, Serena sent me this picture just in time for ‘Young Readers Day’.  While waiting for the arrival of Secretary Clinton to the meet and greet (where yesterdays picture was taken), Serena gave Grayson a pen and a pad of paper to keep him busy.  She didn’t monitor him or use the time as a lesson… she just let him do his own thing.  Well, a few days later she was looking through the note pad and found a couple pages of interest.  He’s only 4 years old and he did this without any supervision:



Seriously… four years old and he tried to spell Octopus!?!  He got five of the seven letters AND had then in the correct order!  He’s a much better speller than I will ever be!
Keep up the good work buddy!  I’ll be home soon!

Monday, November 8, 2010

Day 841: Secretary of State, Hilary Clinton

Who’s that tussling my son’s hair?  Oh yeah… Secretary of State (Check), Vice President (Check)… hmmm… Mr. President?  Could I have a moment of your time?



Sunday, November 7, 2010

Day 840: Personal Narrative

So, I’ve been helping a friend of mine with her State Department application and I dug up my old application essays.  Although, most of the hiring process for the Foreign Service is confidential and we’re not allowed to talk about it, the initial application requirements for FS Specialist job are publically posted on www.usajobs.gov… and one of the elements is a series of job specific essays AND a ‘Personal Narrative’.
Looking back at my old application, the essay that caught my eye was my ‘Personal Narrative’, which is nothing more than a “Hi, this is who I am, why I’m awesome, and why I want to join your club”… it’s basically, you in 5000 characters.
Anyway, I’ve been doing this whole blog thing for quite some time and I figure there are some new readers out there thinking, “Who the heck is this guy?... and when is he gonna learn how to proofread?”, so I thought it would be fun to update my ‘Personal Narrative’ and post it as a reintroduction of sorts… so… here it is:
“If my memory serves me correctly, I spent most of my childhood vacations in the backseat of a 1970-something gray Chevrolet station wagon while touring the United States with my parents and older brother. By the time I was twelve years old I had been to every state except for six. Today that number stands at four.
What I remember most about these trips are not the endless hours arguing with my brother, now a patent attorney, about who was trespassing into whose personal space. It’s not the color my mother’s (mathematician turned housewife turned math tutor) knuckles as she reached for the dashboard each time she felt my father was unsafely tailgating. What I remember most about these trips is the obsession my father (accountant turned IBM salesman turned real estate agent) had with playing Willie Nelson’s ‘On the Road Again’ each time we saddled up for the next leg of our epic family adventure. At least that’s what I hear in my memory when I envision the picture of my distant youthful self standing in four states at the same time at Four Corners Monument. The song also plays in the background as I recall driving three very hot hours out of the way of our original destination to visit the anti-climatic Craters of the Moon National Park. Willie Nelson continues to sing as my flash accidentally goes off in the darkness of Wind Cave, as I visit Alcatraz, Pipestone, Bar Harbor, and even as my father fends off a knife wielding thief at a Dairy Queen in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere, and as I take a rock to the face at a rodeo in Oklahoma.
Each road trip ended at home in Atlanta. A place that, besides our summer tours of the U.S., I never left until taking a theatre scholarship at the College of Charleston.

In the summer of 1999 I moved to Manhattan for four months to attend a summer film program. Most of my education came from the city itself. I took on the city alone. Some predicted it would eat me up, but in turn I ate up the city.  For the first time in my life I was given the chance to completely immerse myself into, what was for me, a foreign culture. I amazed myself with how easily I assimilated.

At the end of that summer I returned to Charleston and quickly finished up my final year and graduated with a B.A. in May 2000. My college years were successful. I had been elected President of Center Stage, the campus theatre organization, and appointed to the Dean of the Arts Student Advisory Board at the beginning of my senior year.

Afterward I returned to the place of my birth with no intention of staying. I simply planned to save money and focus on graduate school. I worked accounting temp jobs with various Atlanta-based companies including Turner and Racetrac Petroleum. Eventually I stumbled into an arts center that I had frequented in my youth and where I had first fostered my love for theatre. Shortly after meeting the new coordinator I was offered a part-time job, which ended up being the start of a seven year tenure with the Cobb County’s Cultural Affairs Division.

Although I started my career intending to peruse theatre as a profession, I quickly realized that I had a rare skill set. My educational focus on theatre gave me event planning and logistics coordinating skills, ease at public speaking, a love for presentation planning, and a very comfortable customer service approach. These qualities were coupled with a skill set I inherited from my family which included attention to detail, organizational, mathematical and problem solving skills. This set of skills has proven to be a successful asset for Cobb County and then later for the State Department, who I applied to on a whim in 2007 only to be snatched up immediately.  
However, it has not been all work. The passion I have for life overflowed in 2005 when I met Serena, a newly returned Peace Corp volunteer. We fell in love, quickly married, and began a family. We are now the proud parents of a four year old boy named Grayson, who is learning more and more about Serbian language and culture every day, and a nine month old boy named Gilliam, who was born in London during my wife’s maternity medevac.
These days I’m a long way from being that little boy in the back of the station wagon. But at the same time, I’m now the dad with the obsession with Willie Nelson. I could hear him singing at my first flag ceremony, I can hear him singing during my R&R’s, during my son’s birth, and when I wipe the tears from my wife’s face as I’m about to board a plane to Pakistan for a year.  We’re always ‘On the Road Again’ and we would not have it any other way.”
BTW: The part about my dad fending of the knife welding thief at Dairy Queen is 100% true (as is everything I wrote in my narrative)… and the rock I took to the face in Oklahoma probably explains quite a bit.

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Day 839: Han Solo is Christopher Robin

I'm not sure if I've shared this before... but, this is one of the cutest things I have ever seen!  I’m pretty sure Santa is getting this framed fro Grayson this Christmas.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Day 838: Diwali, The Hindi Festival of Lights

I spend a lot of time focusing on bizarre and strange days of observation that we could do without… and that’s all fun and good, however, there are a lot of OTHER holidays of great significance to people all over the world that I’ve been ignoring.  


For the most part American’s have no idea what a lot of these other religious and cultural holidays are really about… and back when I took a comparative religion class in college, I discovered a lot of curious similarities between my Catholic/Christian upbringing and cultures that seemed so different on the surface.  


So, periodically, I’m going to profile a religious and/or cultural day of significance… and don’t focus so much on the practice of the holidays… because culturally, the practice is going to look and feel very different.  I want you to focus on the similarities of the themes we are celebrating… because half a world away might not be a different as you think.


 

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Day 837: King Tut Day

Do we really need a day honoring the discovery of King Tut’s tomb?  Hmmm… okay… you’re right… it’s pretty bad ass.  


Hit it ‘5 in LOVE’!


Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Day 836: The Fantasy Fades

As many of you know, I’m a football nut.  I’m very active in Pick ‘Em leagues (which is very different from Fantasy Football).  In Pick ‘Em leagues you simply try to predict the winners of each game and then assign a weighted point value to each depending on how confident you are in your individual picks.  It sounds simple enough, but can be pretty tough…. especially when you have a pool of 20 to 25 people competing against each other ever week.  


Now, this year I was invited to join a traditional Fantasy Football league, which I had never done before, so I said ‘sure, why not’.  Well… because it’s not fun.  It’s more annoying than anything else and its 75% game day luck, because even good players can have bad games… and the other 25% is how lucky you were in the draft, acquiring the players that may or may not be lucky at not getting injured.


Basically, it all starts with a mock draft where everyone needs to choose one quarterback, two wide receivers, two running backs, a tight end, kicker, and a defensive line… players from any team you want… you essentially form a ‘dream team’.  Then each week, depending on how well YOUR players do in their individual games, you generate points.  However, each week the winner isn’t determined by who earns the most points… all twelve teams in my league aren’t fighting in out for supremacy each week… no… I have a schedule… and each week I am paired up with one other team.  Whoever earns the most points wins and our rankings are determined by our win-lose ratio.


Right now I am in sixth place.  Not great, not bad.  BUT, the first place team in undefeated… however, his team has only scored more points than my team in a given week twice this seasons… yet… he’s in first place and I’m in sixth place.  


For a numbers person like myself, I find this annoying. 


Even more annoying is what happened to me last week… I should be in fourth place right now.  You see, my team started a little shaky… but we’ve been solid for weeks racking up win after win.  Last week, going into the Monday Night Football game I was 30 points ahead of my opponent.  Even though we both had one more player on our roster set for that game, it was nearly impossible for him to catch me… mathematically it was a lock!  Excitement, cheers, champagne!    


Oh yeah… I should probably mention that the player on my team I was expecting to seal the deal was the Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo… and the math I did neglected the variable of the New York Giants ripping his arm off in the first half.  Literally… he’s out for the season… and more importantly, I lost the game and I dropped to sixth place.  Luck just isn’t on my side here.  Sometimes I think I used up my luck quota when I met Serena... now?  Well… I’m not going to be playing the lottery any time soon.


Alright Matt Ryan, of my hometown heroes The Atlanta Falcons… it’s up to you buddy.  We started in 11th place… we’ve can do this… let’s just make it to the playoffs, okay?  Both of us.  In our real/fantasy football lives. 

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Day 835: Short Cut Key Copy/Paste = Google Kryptonite

Do you use computer short cut keys to copy (ctrl+c) and paste (ctrl+v)?  I do.  


Do you use gmail or google docs?  I do… but if you add all of these things together you are doomed to beat your head against the wall.


I have officially discovered Google’s KRYOTONITE!  Its short-cut keys.


I have been using short-cut keys for so long that they’re second nature to me.  They are an extension of who I am.  And rightly so, I spend close to 10 hours a day at a computer funneling through information like crazy.  Short-cut keys make this go a million times faster.  


However, Google’s gmail and docs applications don’t support them… or at least not well.  When it does work, it’s clunky, bogs down my system (often times locking it up), and then finally dumps an over-formatted mess of text onto my page.  It’s an unusable mess!  I hate it.  I’ve stopped using Google docs for this reason.  


I would like to think a company like Google would be able to identify and fix an issue like this… however, the conspiracy theorist in me thinks they created the problem on purpose.  


I think they want their products to be incompatible with Microsoft Office.  Hmmm….  I wonder how that’s going to work out for them.


BTW: I’m now typing my blog in Microsoft Word… the official word processor of SchutzHappens.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Day 834: Father/Son Home Leave Trip? Brilliant!

I’m terrible excited and terrible crushed all at the same time.  


Once I’m finished with my time here in Pakistan I will have about a month’s worth of mandatory vacation that must be taken on United States soil… I know right?  Having to take vacation in the United States is a very odd stipulation, but true.  Besides sick leave and annual live, in the Foreign Service we also accumulate ‘home leave’ which can only be taken between assignments and can only be used in the United States.  But, hey… it’s a month off… I’m not complaining!


Originally, for our post-Pakistan/pre-Paramaribo home leave, Serena and I were thinking Walt Disney World.  Grayson is at the perfect age and well… I’m immature… and a theme park junky… so I’m probably just as excited as Grayson.


However, as Serena and I had started to plan our home leave, we’ve realized Disney probably isn’t the best choice for our family vacation this year.  Gilly is still very young and won’t be able to go on most of the rides… or ever care, which means we’ll need to split up constantly… which is no fun.  


So, Serena has pitched the idea of going to a Dude Ranch out west… an idea that Grayson and I love!  And then to make life even better, Serena also proposed the idea of me taking Grayson to Disney World for a few days on my own!  


“Grayson’s at the perfect age and by next summer, you’ll have been gone so long, I think a trip like this would be really important for you two.”


I couldn’t agree more.  I am overcome with excitement… and I’ve started to plan.


And… well… now… I’m crushed.


Although I strive at being the best dad I can be… I’m having a hard time swallowing the Disney/Orlando prices.  We can stay at the lowest level Disney Hotel for four nights with a five day park jumper ticket complete with the Disney Meal plan for ‘just’ $1,500.00.  


And I know what you’re thinking… but I’ve crunched the numbers… Orlando in July is incredibly expensive and believe it or not, the best deal is actually staying in the park itself.  The two major factors at play here are transportation and food.


TRANSPORTATION:  The independent hotels offering airport and Disney park shuttles are all more expensive than the Disney Resorts.  And the cost savings I may get from staying at a hotel without shuttles won’t matter, because I’ll still have to rent a car for the week, pay for gas, AND pay Disney’s incredibly steep parking fees.  The estimated cost of providing my own transportation makes staying off campus more expensive.


FOOD: Based on everything I’ve read, the estimated cost of a meal inside the Disney Park is $15.00 to $25.00 per person.  This means I would need to budget between $75 to $100 per day for the two of us… $500.00?????  However, for just $188.00, we can get the Disney Meal plan that feeds us three meals a day and a snack.  It’s really a no brainer.


However… my brain can’t justify spending $1500.00 for a five day trip to Orlando… oh, scratch that… I haven’t factored in airfare yet, which is running $250.00 per person right now.  Yeah… I may be immature… but I’m not stupid.  Grayson, I love you buddy… but we can’t drop two grand for a vacation that excludes your mom and brother.


So… yeah… back to the drawing board.