Day 505: Euro-Shopping Carts

I can’t remember if I’ve talked about this previously… but it I have, I don’t care… this is a major problem that needs the world’s attention. Although I might sing the praises of living in Europe there is a volatile issue that perplexes me. European Shopping Carts!

For some reason, technological advancements in shopping cart designs have not made it worldwide. What design do you ask? Well, I will tell you: The concept of non-pivoting rear wheels.

American’s, DO NOT take your shopping carts for granted! Just imagine pushing a cart with four pivoting wheels… and now imagine needing to make a last minute turn down an aisle. It’s not going to be pretty… trust me. You will have zero control.

What I wouldn’t do for a couple of c-clamps right about now.

Day 501: The Beer Crate Guys – Part II

Beyond my desire to track their migration… I am fascinated by the possible impact The Beer Crate Guys have on an organizational level.

As previously mentioned, sometimes there is just one representative… sometimes there are 20. And the question at hand is this: in the Beer Crate Guy bylaws, how many does it take to have a coram?

Seriously, is there a set schedule in regards to observances? Are their mandatory days where all members must attend? And some days that are optional? Or are some Guys only expected to put in part-time hours? Part-time employment would make sense due to the world economic crisis.

Sometimes, when there are quite a few Guy in attendance, I have noticed that they have broken into two groups. What is the function of these groupings? Are there separate factions? Have The Beer Crate Guys fallen victim to partisanship?

Or are these smaller groups intended for small group sharing? Is it a safe place for these guys to share their fears and passions in a safe environment?

Or have some Beer Crate Guys achieved a higher level of degrees or experience points and are now venerated among the Beer Crate sitting communities, no longer expected to fraternize with those of lesser experience and commitment?

Or are they simply talking Red Rover strategy for their upcoming rumble?

Who know?

Day: 497: The Beer Crate Guys

Today I thought I would introduce you to the phenomenon of “The Beer Crate Guys.” Every day, I’ve witness these fine gentlemen perched atop their beer crates outside one particular convenient store drinking beer directly out of two litter bottles.

It doesn’t matter what day of the week it is… or what the weather outside is like… dollar to doughnuts, the Beer Crate Guys will be rockin’ the beer crate.

At times, due to their dedication and sense of purpose, I think that this beer guzzling vigil is their job. In short, I have become completely fascinated with them. Some days there is only one… and some days there are 15 to 20… there in never a way of predicting the rhyme or reason of The Beer Crate Guys. Honestly, What I wouldn’t give for a trank gun and a case of satellite tracking collars so I can start studying their migration patterns.

Day 493: Seatbelts, Part 2

Reference: Day 457: Seatbelt Safety in Belgrade

Shortly after posting “Day 457: Seatbelt Safety in Belgrade” something very interesting happened that I wanted to share.

Well, Serena, Grayson and I were driving around… it was a slightly rainy day and we had decided to venture out to see a movie. On our way we were cut off by this guy weaving through traffic. Literally, it was like the guy was in some sort of high speed chase. THEN, right after he weaved in front of two other people, he slammed his brakes on and turned on his hazard lights… stopping in the middle of the right hand lane. We quickly caught up to him. Serena looked. And honestly we’re not sure why he stopped. Maybe it was to take that pressing cell phone call… or maybe it was because he couldn’t see around the 2 year old child sitting on his lap helping him drive. Who know… but it was thoughtful of him to put his hazards on.

Day 489: No Need for Sunglasses

Whelp... winters here. Goodbye sun. See you in the spring.

Day 485: Pulled Over

So… a couple weeks ago I was pulled over by Serbian Police for speeding. That’s was an interesting experience.

Day 482: SchutzHappens Video - October 2009