Today I thought I would introduce you to the phenomenon of “The Beer Crate Guys.” Every day, I’ve witness these fine gentlemen perched atop their beer crates outside one particular convenient store drinking beer directly out of two litter bottles.
It doesn’t matter what day of the week it is… or what the weather outside is like… dollar to doughnuts, the Beer Crate Guys will be rockin’ the beer crate.
At times, due to their dedication and sense of purpose, I think that this beer guzzling vigil is their job. In short, I have become completely fascinated with them. Some days there is only one… and some days there are 15 to 20… there in never a way of predicting the rhyme or reason of The Beer Crate Guys. Honestly, What I wouldn’t give for a trank gun and a case of satellite tracking collars so I can start studying their migration patterns.