There is just too much going on in the world… I’m overwhelmed by all the issues and mudslinging… but I need to take a minute and address one very important issue.
What the heck does a man have to do around here to get a box of Girl Scout Cookies?
Don’t laugh! I’m serious.
For years I was an avid supporter of the Girl Scout Cookie program. I bought from about four or five of my friends daughters and usually stocked up on enough Thin Mints, Tagalongs, and Samoas to last the year.
However, when I join the Foreign Service all of my Girl Scout Cookie dealers forgot I existed. Nothing! I’ve been left out in the cold. And you can’t tell me you’re not holding… I know you’re holding. I’m jonzing for a fix over here! Hook a brother up!
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